What books are you reading now?
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- Psychic Robot
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The Sword of Shannara trilogy. While it's a good read, it's also Lord of the Rings. We have Gandallanon meeting up in the Shady Vale Shire with Shea Baggins and Flickwise Gamgee, which they must flee after speaking with Balingorn (heir to a kingdom, in which there is the glorious city of Minas Tyrsis, which, like Helm's Deep, has never before been breached by invading forces) because they are pursued by a Skullwraith. Gandallon has given Shea a magical artifact (the Elfstones) that are extremely powerful but also pinpoint their location to the Warlock Sauron.
Shea and Flickwise meet up with another adventurer (Menion Leah), go into the woods, and they encounter the Watcher in the Water. Then they split up and Menion Leah gets KO'd by Old Man Willow, where he is rescued by Hendli. Shea and Flickwise nearly are caught by a Skullwraith, but they are rescued by Tom Bombadil (minus the singing).
Afterwards, there is a meeting of a council of the Free Races, and the group adds Legolas in the form of two elf brothers who contribute little to the plot. Then it's off to Paranor. On the way, they encounter Shelob the Cybernetic Spider, who stings Shea and Flickwise. Fortunately, neither die, but they are left comatose. After some helpful healing by gnomes, the party continues traveling. Then Shea falls over a waterfall and is captured by Gnomes. (I wonder if they had any orc draught on them.) Oh, and there's the Hall of Kings, the non-dwarf Moria that they pass through.
Still a good read, but it's very, very cliché fantasy.
Shea and Flickwise meet up with another adventurer (Menion Leah), go into the woods, and they encounter the Watcher in the Water. Then they split up and Menion Leah gets KO'd by Old Man Willow, where he is rescued by Hendli. Shea and Flickwise nearly are caught by a Skullwraith, but they are rescued by Tom Bombadil (minus the singing).
Afterwards, there is a meeting of a council of the Free Races, and the group adds Legolas in the form of two elf brothers who contribute little to the plot. Then it's off to Paranor. On the way, they encounter Shelob the Cybernetic Spider, who stings Shea and Flickwise. Fortunately, neither die, but they are left comatose. After some helpful healing by gnomes, the party continues traveling. Then Shea falls over a waterfall and is captured by Gnomes. (I wonder if they had any orc draught on them.) Oh, and there's the Hall of Kings, the non-dwarf Moria that they pass through.
Still a good read, but it's very, very cliché fantasy.
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I'm almost done (about 9 chapters left) with Towers of Midnight. The wait will be HARD.Surgo wrote:Just finished the two books in Brandon Sanderson's Wheel of Time
SAFDKFHDSKFHDSFDS I have to wait another year for the last one? Agonizing!
Kind of makes me want to pick up more of Sanderson's work.
My wife said, "I feel bad saying it, but I almost wish Jordan had died sooner". Sanderson has seriously breathed some new life into that series.
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It does feel pretty damn derivative, when you read it...that said, I also enjoyed it. And there were enough original elements to make it fun (wait until you meet Panamon Creel).Psychic Robot wrote:The Sword of Shannara trilogy. While it's a good read, it's also Lord of the Rings. We have Gandallanon meeting up in the Shady Vale Shire with Shea Baggins and Flickwise Gamgee, which they must flee after speaking with Balingorn (heir to a kingdom, in which there is the glorious city of Minas Tyrsis, which, like Helm's Deep, has never before been breached by invading forces) because they are pursued by a Skullwraith. Gandallon has given Shea a magical artifact (the Elfstones) that are extremely powerful but also pinpoint their location to the Warlock Sauron.
Shea and Flickwise meet up with another adventurer (Menion Leah), go into the woods, and they encounter the Watcher in the Water. Then they split up and Menion Leah gets KO'd by Old Man Willow, where he is rescued by Hendli. Shea and Flickwise nearly are caught by a Skullwraith, but they are rescued by Tom Bombadil (minus the singing).
Afterwards, there is a meeting of a council of the Free Races, and the group adds Legolas in the form of two elf brothers who contribute little to the plot. Then it's off to Paranor. On the way, they encounter Shelob the Cybernetic Spider, who stings Shea and Flickwise. Fortunately, neither die, but they are left comatose. After some helpful healing by gnomes, the party continues traveling. Then Shea falls over a waterfall and is captured by Gnomes. (I wonder if they had any orc draught on them.) Oh, and there's the Hall of Kings, the non-dwarf Moria that they pass through.
Still a good read, but it's very, very cliché fantasy.
And the later books (some, at least) were actually decent (I think The Wishsong of Shannara was the best, but that may be my nostalgia talking...I think I had a man-crush on Garet Jax in high school).
Maxus wrote:The Baron was basically a damned stereotype made by running down a checklist of repulsive traits for someone to have. Obese? Check. Not as bright as he thinks? Check. Flaunts wealth and power in an obnoxious way? Check. Essentially homosexual? Check.
Maxus wrote:repulsive traits for someone to have
Maxus wrote:Essentially homosexual
'Of all the things that shouldn’t be written on any concept drawing ever, “wall of crates” and “crates should all be the same” ranks right up there.'
Sure. That doesn't stop "gay people are gross" from being a very dumb thing to say.erik wrote:And you don't think that is true for many people especially at the time it was written (1965)?
That said, I've reread the post that got me spergin' and realised that it isn't actually saying that gay people are gross, only that Dune thinks they are. So I guess the dumb thing around here is me.
Sorry about that, guy.
'Of all the things that shouldn’t be written on any concept drawing ever, “wall of crates” and “crates should all be the same” ranks right up there.'
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Makes a good deal more sense now.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Baron Harkonnen wasn't a homosexual. He only liked children. He was a pedophile, not a homosexual.
...I still don't see the appeal of Dune...
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I wasn't a huge fan of the Sword of Shannara, for basically the reasons outlined above (plus I didn't really like the style). However, I did enjoy his Running with the Demon trilogy. It takes place in modern times and hints at the apocalypse that transforms our world into the Shannara. It was modern fantasy before modern fantasy was really a big thing, I believe.PoliteNewb wrote:
It does feel pretty damn derivative, when you read it...that said, I also enjoyed it. And there were enough original elements to make it fun (wait until you meet Panamon Creel).
And the later books (some, at least) were actually decent (I think The Wishsong of Shannara was the best, but that may be my nostalgia talking...I think I had a man-crush on Garet Jax in high school).
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If you think the wait is hard now, just wait until you read the Epiclogue.PoliteNewb wrote:I'm almost done (about 9 chapters left) with Towers of Midnight. The wait will be HARD.Surgo wrote:Just finished the two books in Brandon Sanderson's Wheel of Time
SAFDKFHDSKFHDSFDS I have to wait another year for the last one? Agonizing!
Kind of makes me want to pick up more of Sanderson's work.
My wife said, "I feel bad saying it, but I almost wish Jordan had died sooner". Sanderson has seriously breathed some new life into that series.
[ignorance]Akula wrote:At the time, I am pretty sure that a depressing amount of americans considered them to be the same thing.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Baron Harkonnen wasn't a homosexual. He only liked children. He was a pedophile, not a homosexual.
Doesn't it depend on the gender of the child involved?
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Every one of his picks mentioned in the book was a young man. He also kept thinking about how "lovely" his nephew was.Maj wrote:[ignorance]Akula wrote:At the time, I am pretty sure that a depressing amount of americans considered them to be the same thing.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Baron Harkonnen wasn't a homosexual. He only liked children. He was a pedophile, not a homosexual.
Doesn't it depend on the gender of the child involved?
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He struck me as more homosexual than pedophile.
And I'm cool with homosexuality, but it was like all the stops were pulled out to make him depraved.
And none of the humanizing touches found even in Piter, that Mentat assassin at the beginning.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
I'm pretty sure the Baron was disgusted by women on top of it all, and did not take conventional pleasure in the shagging of a Bene Gesserit in a prequel book where he fathered Paul's mother. I think it is safe to declare him as a homosexual.
[edit: I think they actually had to coerce the Baron into doing the deed as the Bene Gesserit were somewhat bemused that his part in their bloodline experiments were going to be ruined because of his lack of desire to bed any woman.
[edit: I think they actually had to coerce the Baron into doing the deed as the Bene Gesserit were somewhat bemused that his part in their bloodline experiments were going to be ruined because of his lack of desire to bed any woman.
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I am now reading the Second Book of General Ignorance (by the QI team). Almost finished it, in fact.
It's excellent, especially with the intro by Stephen Fry (in his usual monologue style) explaining what the point of the book is: to encourage curiosity, questioning what we think we know because it could very well be false, just another "fact" we endlessly repeat.
It's excellent, especially with the intro by Stephen Fry (in his usual monologue style) explaining what the point of the book is: to encourage curiosity, questioning what we think we know because it could very well be false, just another "fact" we endlessly repeat.
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Apology accepted.A Hammer wrote:Sure. That doesn't stop "gay people are gross" from being a very dumb thing to say.erik wrote:And you don't think that is true for many people especially at the time it was written (1965)?
That said, I've reread the post that got me spergin' and realised that it isn't actually saying that gay people are gross, only that Dune thinks they are. So I guess the dumb thing around here is me.
Sorry about that, guy.
It's hard to phrase that sort of thing right, actually.
"Herbert wanted the average reader to see the Baron's family as depraved, so he thought about every trait most people would find undesireable. This being written when it was, the list included homosexuality."
I should have been clearer.
But yeah. Does anyone have any reasons I should even make an effort to continue the series?
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
I'm ambivalent on it. It had genuinely neat bits. Herbert could make characters you care about.Jilocasin wrote:Not if you didn't enjoy the first one.Maxus wrote:But yeah. Does anyone have any reasons I should even make an effort to continue the series?
So it's a wonder why he stopped bothering towards the end.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Am I the only one pissed off at the "I'm going to be really stupid because the plot needs me to be" at the end of Towers of Midnight. Specifically, Verin.
Other than that, very good book, wish RJ had kicked it earlier.
Best line:
"So you are using boots as a metaphor for the increased responsibilities and social complexities of being a lord."
"What? Metaphor nothing, they're just boots."
What the fuck did she need to make him promise to obey the instructions for? That was objectively less likely to make him open the letter than the statement "Promise to open and read the letter in three days." for no gain, because of course he would fucking shut down the waygate without being held to an oath.
That was just super stupid for no goddam reason, from someone who is supposed to be smart. Ruins the entire attacking Camelyn sub plot for me.
That was just super stupid for no goddam reason, from someone who is supposed to be smart. Ruins the entire attacking Camelyn sub plot for me.
Best line:
"So you are using boots as a metaphor for the increased responsibilities and social complexities of being a lord."
"What? Metaphor nothing, they're just boots."
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
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The Ghost in the Machine by Arthur Koestler - I haven't gotten far yet, but I do know that this is one of Koestler's works that builds somewhat upon Gilbert Ryle's work The Concept of Mind in its rejection of Cartesian dualism. The central theme I believe is explaining the false impression of duality as the actual aggregate of the human brain and body as well as outside evolutionary, social, linguistic, et al forces. So far he's been explaining and then lambasting Skinner's behaviorism school of psychology. It's actually not a dry read and quite entertaining so far. It was published in 1967 so it's interesting to look at the ideas in the book in contrast with the knowledge of brain chemistry and function we have today. I just checked the wikipedia article on it and it's apparently where Shirow Masamune got the whole "ghost" concept from.
No, but thats almost a part of WoT, the stupid dont tell my allies anything thing...Kaelik wrote:Am I the only one pissed off at the "I'm going to be really stupid because the plot needs me to be" at the end of Towers of Midnight. Specifically, Verin.
So my conclusion is, that part was pre-written by Jordan...
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